|Voters casting ballots in Mariupol, May 11, 2014|
What's this "Ukraine?" of which you speak? That's so last week! Time to move on.
This week the issue is Boko Haram and all those schoolgirls forced into captivity in Nigeria, and their impending rescue by AFRICOM troops, Valiant and Brave.
Ukraine is so over.
It's All Africa All the Time now, baby. Get with the program!
[As for Breaking Bad, I hear it wasn't renewed...]