Iowa!

Got nothin' to say about Iowa.

Look. I was born there. I knew Eulalie Shinn. Didn't like her. Glad I'm gone. Don't miss it a bit.

After what they pulled in 2004, Iowa can go hang for all I care. And freeze what's left.

Grrr.

(But if Edwards pulls this off, I'll laugh and laugh and laugh at all the pundits everywhere. Heh.)